after watching anaconda
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
Hi. My name is Berlande and I take selfies in my room. #braceface #selfie #newpaltz #smile #newsmile #braceface #adultbraces
me on the first day of school
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
FUCKING LOGGING OUT